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January 26, 2012 11:12 am

my great uncle jerry found out that i liked mst3k when i was 15 and told me a bunch of stories about how my second cousin mary was best friends with michael j. nelson in high school and michael j. nelson spent every day after school in my great uncle jerry’s basement watching tv and eating snacks. what i left with from that conversation was that there’s an even chance my second cousin mary took michael j. nelson’s virginity.

(Source: aztekchu-la, via gdtsblog)

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